It's just a stinkin' shame

...that Hawaii is so ugly. I mean, really.

Who would want to see this?





Or this? And who is he?




And what's this? Can I drink it?




Or eat this?



And what the heck is this? Show me something I can recognize.



Is this a pink pine cone?



And this little piece of scenery? Oh, for Pete's sake. It's just too green. Such a fake shot of greenery.



Here, in Hawaii, this is how I usually find Elizabeth...



And Rick likes to do this...



I just can't seem to find anything to do here.

*** Actually, that's Rick, all worn out from sitting at the Lagoon Bar all day, sipping Mai Tai's and that's what Elizabeth likes to do at the end of the day ***

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