I hit WalMart today. Because I hadn't spent enough money at Target. And because I like to dress well.
S0, I think I'm almost ready to go on vacation tomorrow. Now that I'm broke. Good thing Elizabeth is rich.
Did I mention I bought a new computer? Because I hadn't quite spent everything in my savings account. I didn't want to leave any money behind while I travelled. 'Cuz, you know, what fun is it to actually have cash to come home to after a vacation?
And while I'm away? I'll be the sharpest dressed gal in Alaska. Elizabeth will be in her five bikinis and I'll be in all of my snazzy WalMart wear!!
You can only imagine.
Hey, maybe Rick is lucky I didn't buy him anything for Father's Day...
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