One bright day in the middle of the night,
two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back, they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard this noise;
came and shot those two dead boys.
If you don't believe this lie is true,
just ask the blind man, he saw it, too.
Anyone remember this childhood rhyme? And if so, what are/were your thoughts about it?
Trust me, I have a reason for asking...