Thursday, January 9, 2014

everybody's a critic

I just discovered that I have a snazzy car.  I had no idea that my car gave me this warning on the dashboard.  And ... I was pretty impressed.  Until I realized that it was merely criticizing me.  

So, I have a car that scolds me ... and tells me how to drive.  Good grief.  How does IT know that I don't drive with care.  I just might, you know.

And besides.  It wasn't even cold out ...

Okay, I retract that last statement.  But it wasn't icy!!!

I wonder what my car would tell me if the temps were in the negatives.  Hopefully, "Go home, Dummy, and get under the covers!"


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